ps4n:
It’s your uber. Am outside
tfw you see an old crush and youre like OH suddenly i need to be as annoying as humanly possible?? i get it
cranky because you haven’t had any prophetic dreams to aid you on your quest aren’t you
being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are
my cells govern themselves, I’m mostly just a figurehead
my body is a constitutional monarchy and i am its powerless queen
oh good
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
that-one-guy-that-loves-whump:
dadd:
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
Koop
This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it1.4 almost
ps not risking itFuck this post
2.5 million notes I hate myself
I reblogged this twice now
I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry
Not taking a fucking chance
Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance
No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.
How dare you
Whatcha doin to me Farkle!
i can’t risk it
sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever
Sorry I can’t risk it
Fuck sorry guys I love my mom
Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.
2.8 million notes
CANT RISK IT
Sorry guys
sorry 😩
IM NOT RISKING IT
I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.
3.3 million notes GURLLLLLL
3.3 million IM SORRY OK
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Sorry but no way in hell am i risking it
GOTTA DO IT FOR MI MAMITA!
not riskin’ this buddo
i feel like i have rabies but like emotionally
